Hey, hey, hey, tom, hey, tom, hey...quit leaving the Sudan, proliferation of processed meats, human trafficking, honey bee extinction, and the “Search for Richard Simmons” out of the conversation. Some human you are...

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

This was your trigger? Your breaking point?

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

Original place? Golf has become too soft. Needs more gators. Make golf great again!

Back, and to the left ....

I dunno why I’m so fascinated by this, but look at the sight line for Jones and the guy on the right reaching to catch the ball. They both have their hands in the right spot, but their eyes are WAY ABOVE the ball’s location. I feel like there’s something here about how humans (maybe all animals?) actually track and…

Jason Mewes is looking a little jaded these days.

This photo is like a modern day Last Supper

Chris is that you?. Nevermind not fat enough

+1 fair and balanced

Listen, as a Denver native who watched Peyton Manning win the Super Bowl with a walker and whose father was a goalkeeper who wound up herniating four spinal disks after one too many diving saves let me say:

Nasri is a prick, forever and always.

They need SOMETHING to break up that massive empty spot, it looks so weird with the massive area of glossy paint just sitting there reflecting the road surface.

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

I’m gonna go ahead and say the Baylor women get upset. In general.

Admittedly, I wasn’t shopping for six-figure exotics, but I did have an excellent experience at the local Porsche dealer when I dropped by in my low-end Mustang. I can’t say I’m in the market for a Cayman right now, but the positive experience will definitely make me consider one when the time is right. A negative…

I work at a Maserati and Alfa Romeo dealer and I am willing to bet the guy was only at the Lamborghini dealer to talk about how much he loves his mustang. I swear 4 out of 5 Mustang drivers that come by our store are just absolute tools. They’ll look at a 4C and just tell everybody that it’s cool and all but they…

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.