Joke answer: A Baylor football player?

Serious answer: My guess would be that they were worried he had swallowed his tongue, or had something blocking his throat.

They’re often a feature in suburbs that were once a bit more, ah, rural; and abandoned vehicles and other junk strewn about and boats and RVs parked in the front yard were once the norm and still are just outside the boundaries of the HOA.

Yes, they’re staffed by conformity Nazis and elderly busybodies but they come in…

I believe the main reason HOAs came about was to protect a home’s value. For example, a neighbor alters his house in a way that depreciates your house at the same time, (horrible paint color, addition, etc...). The HOA is designed to prevent these things. Of course, just because this is the idea, does not mean it…

If instead of a nice firetruck, what if he was a hoarder whose garbage was spilling out of his garage? Or a redneck with a bunch of 10% finished projects littering the yard? Or used the driveway as a place for his band to practice after 9pm every single night? What about the guy who decides it’s easier to leave his…

Yeah. That’s the tone of DC in general these days. Can’t be shocked that it spread to the sports team.

Worked for Trump.

Porsche makes a beautiful brown.

Actually “Pan” is Greek for all.

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

Every day when I drive to work, I realize that one out of two people I see think it’s OK to be lied to by a low IQ, hypocritical sex monster who spends most of his days being a dick and putting ketchup on his meat. And that’s why I drink...

Technically our last performance in the premier league was a 5-1 drubbing of tottenham... so there’s that

Someone will blow a 3-1 lead, that’s fucking certain.

As a Sens fan, I couldn’t agree less.

I mean, I love an E38 as much as the next guy, but 1.5 mil is way too much CP for my blood.

I wish I hadn’t.

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.

His expectation that foreign companies will accept a 10% tariff without passing a 10% price hike on to American consumers is astonishingly naive. As he says, it’s small enough that nations won’t fight it; it’s also small enough that Americans won’t fight it either - if you were willing to buy a $200 television set,…

His grasp of economics is so truly awful.

Honest question: does Mr Trump ever speak in a full sentence? Every phrase sounds like four ideas strung along in a stream-of-conscious blob.