It’s just refreshing that a Real Madrid player actually operates a vehicle. Most can't get past the vanity mirror.

That white-haired British cop giving the fisticuffs to men twice his size and half his age is my hero.

Hockey shootouts: So bad they aren’t even listed.

“Tie” is only better than any other OT rule when it gives sports radio something stupid to scream about for the two slow sports days following the game, leading the commissioner of the sport to overreact to the temporary embarrassment and declare that an exhibition game will have a hand in determining who gets a…

For decades, the NFL sacrificed fairness in order to get the game over with. College football games have gone 4-5 hours with lengthy overtimes. Even an NFL tie lasts a smidge under four hours.

God, the look on Shea Given’s face after it goes in.

A personal favorite:

Outstanding, very much enjoyed it.

“What the hell are you watching?!”

Blaming the person reporting on the bad behavior for the negative reaction to the bad behavior?

You are a fucking idiot.

It’s nice to see the hwy shutdown for a cool reason.

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

Hot take: Pirlo isn’t even the 42nd best player in MLS right now.

Definitely initially read this as Bill Walton but still didn’t think twice about it.

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I actually can’t tell if you’re saying Popular mechanics disproved this video above as false, or if they’ve already proved the fact that jet fuel could and was a contributor to the collapse of the towers, thus proving that the Government Black Suit Illuminati Men of Intrigue didn’t it and disproving the theory that it…

Where’s the thermometer showing the temperature of the steel when it comes from the forge?

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.