Thanks for the fact-checking, duder. You really hit on the most salient part of the story.

A truck is a way more useful status symbol than a Mercedes.

No.

Shut up, you goddamned COMMIE!

you are a garbage person that hates joy

That’s like telling a 911 owner to just buy a Camaro.

That sucks bruh. Get yourself a limo, ride in the back.

Bruh

I'm not not suggesting it.

The Don’s picks make sense when you consider the point of the ASG is to get non-MLS fans to tune in.

I mean, Magic Johnson was an All-Star after he retired.

He SLIPPED Gerrard in there, eh?

Gee, it sounds like you have some serious issues with Danica. I can’t imagine why that might be.

I think it’d be more effective if they just plugged him in, but what do I know.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

Thanks for the tips.

Or maybe they DD them because they like trucks?

The interesting thing here was the existence of her “camp.”