Nose looks like pig.

A reason you should never ride a bike in a crosswalk.

The F-15 near the crash is a US bird from Lakenheath England.

This list has some validity if I am forced to stand and fight to the death. But fighting a gorilla would be fucking terrifying. He is more agile, quicker, can climb shit, and of all these animals is the most likely to sexually assault me—Clarence Beeks can verify this possibility.

Of course it's offensive...that is why the shoot black folks when they put their hands up.

This is why the NBA needs relegation.

They need to adopt the soccer substitution system. There needs to be a firm limit on number of substitutions. There is no damn reason getting through a half inning should take an hour. If your right handed pitcher can't pitch to left handed batter that is too damn bad. Your chubby DH can't get from first to home…

I love their Snow Day and Redhoptober, but they put those on hiatus for an effing white IPA. I do hate Fat Tire, a lot.

Yes, if a female fighter pilot said the same about bagging dudes you can only imagine how well that would go over.

Don't forget that when the Heat did win the title that Wade would always be sure everyone knew he had one more ring than James. Staying in Miami and winning 6 titles would give Wade 7...which he would probably always bring up since he seems like that kind of guy.

Do you write for Penthouse Forum?

We all know she said newcular not nuclear.

Callahan sabotaging a game plan, or is Tijuana making a late season tourism push?

Would all be good points if you weren't wrong on all counts. I hope you get mauled by a koala bear.

Well Done! Very well indeed.

+1

But the chavs.

I'm certain my boss will be requesting my surfing activity from IT since she knows I don't think the farm bill is funny; this was and I thank you.

Nice