You know he plotted that for weeks

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

American cops will use both! Lombard street in San Francisco, early 90s: I’m walking past a locksmith shop and decide to get a key copied. Walk in, no one there. Yell in case there’s anyone in the back. Think it’s odd, and figure it’s a good target for a burglary, so I call the police.
Officer arrives pretty fast, I’m…

I’ve seen this Craigslist scam before.

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

A very fun font for a very fun story about the death of 705 men.

But Finland is? Texas has five times the GDP of Finland.

Don’t worry Finnish peoples. U.S. military exercises here in the states are always mistaken for a government invasion of Texas.

That very flag she’s holding? If not, take a chill pill. I thank your father for his bravery, but it’s not that serious. She isn’t stomping on it, burning it, or hanging it upside down, and your father fought for the very right for her to do what she did, which is freedom, in particular, speech and expression.

Wrong brother, it’s freedom of speech. It’s what my uncle died fighting to protect. It’s protected.

That was likely made in China.

For everyone offended by the flag thing, try and take some solace that she probably used a cheapo dollar store flag or the like.

Sarah Connor(s)?

Its because Gawker has to make up for all the money they are going to lose when they have to pay out Hulk Hogan.

annnnnnnnd go.

Yet they have an order backlog a year long, and Atherton housewives are doing dirty things to get a higher place on the waiting list.

Toronto sports fans are upset because they know there is no reason to discuss what happens in the playoffs in May.

The punch was great, but people need to give a little more love to the follow on glove slap that comes right after.

Finally the Germans have created some humor we all can enjoy!

The tiniest violin isn’t small enough...