droughtofm4rch
Pearl Bensey nee Lester
droughtofm4rch

he published a book called Straight James/Gay James, which included musings about identity and sexuality, including lines like, “Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”

Sad for you.

Haddish really is the best storyteller. After watching that clip for the first time, I went and looked up more interviews with her and she’s consistently captivating. You can’t not like her. My favorite stories begin with “What had happened was...”.

While it is certainly not my favorite sitcom by any stretch, it’s definitely not worthy of the white hot loathing most people here direct at it. It’s miles better than the typical Chuck Lorre Production., like Two and a Half Men. (Low bar, I know)

IKR. If you’re antigay, the only art you should be allowed to own are Thomas Kinkead prints and “Dogs Playing Poker”.

I wonder how many “roses” she was asking for on Craigslist for said date.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

She seems like one of those people who’d be a lot happier if she quit the music biz. She doesn’t seem to have any real passion for it, nor to be capable of much in the way of live performances.

You’re not an asshole. People with money still think they can make her happen. Those people are very, deeply mistaken.

I can’t believe that Annette doesn’t want o be around to witness how #humbled and #blessed Matt is on his apology tour.

It truly is the little things that matter most.

I think some men get genuinely angry when they find out women studies classes are really just dry, boring academic lectures/discussions with lots of social science research.

“Women need to learn to speak out more. No wait I’m not done. They don’t advocate for themselves very well.”

“... so that I’ll seem taller next to you.”

That same guy goes on reddit years later with a post complaining about how everyone targeted him in the women’s studies class and gets 1000 likes.

“I don’t understand why women wear high heels, I don’t find high heels sexy at all. You should wear flats.”

Joe Scarborough. That Guy in every women’s studies class who has to interrupt and say some version of, “If more women used birth control, the abortion rate would go down!” over and over again.

I know everyone here hates Chris Pratt, but the Guardians movies have been my absolute favorites of the MCU (I cried all three times I saw GotG2 in theaters), and I squealed out loud at the end of this trailer.