I used to crush on homeboy HARRRRD. But between Project Greenlight “diversity matters in front of the camera but let white folks handle the directing” bullshit and the “don’t say you’re gay, you should be a blank canvas/here’s me and my wife on the red carpet” fuckery, I was turning cold on him. Then he released that…

SOOOOO fuck Matt Damon.

Yes, please!

I’m a teacher of medieval lit and I’m down to join...

Nightmare fuel.

I know SO many parents that stan for their kids hard enough to do something like this. It’s annoying as fuck, even if it ain’t my business. Like, why you got a tatt of lil man’s face on your chest? He looks just like you! Look in the mirror if you want a reminder that you gave birth. To each his own, tho...

A lot of public districts pay more than private. Not to start, but with steps and lanes, we outpace private schools after 10 years in my district. Teaching 17 year olds ain’t for everyone tho. I wouldn’t encourage a single soul to come into my profession who doesn’t have a calling. No amount of money is worth it.

I’ve taught HS for 19 years. Got a big leap when I got my masters. Steps and lanes, baby!

So...that whole existentialist “are we even here, nothing matters, we’re just matter” shit is just a front for a hollywood actor that felt like his rep would be destroyed if we found out he smoked meth or had herpes? Okay. Go back to creeping on starlets on Twitter, Jim.

Yeah. It’s not that intensive a process, tho, especially for a nerd.

Teach high school in a major city. I always wanted to be an academic. Thought I’d teach Lit or American Studies at a major university. However, teaching HS pays me over 80 grand and I get the summers off, so I got over it.

Damn. She spit him out!

Y’all, that muhfucka didn’t #TakeAKnee, he actually KNELT with both legs as if in prayer. THAT’s what he’s gonna say when he gets back stateside. He gon’ say he was praying for racial unity. Watch.

THISSSSSS.

That, I’ll accept.

Are they all gazillionaires too, tho? We aren’t them and they ain’t her. What irks me is this notion that a pack of chicks get to suck their teeth at a grown (albeit young) woman’s reproductive choice. Whether it’s her age or the race of her baby daddy, I’m seeing it everywhere. Either one as the seat of criticism…

Whatevs. I was married at nineteen and a mom at twenty-one. Now my kid is grown and I’m still cute. Fuck all that noise. Mind your own uteruses!

Why do folks assume Miss Jenner doesn’t want it? It’s super fucking easy to not have a kid. She’s pregnant cuz she wants to be. This whole thread is pissing me off.

I...I think I love you.

Yep. Plus, she was thanking her children and husband for putting up with her absence during filming. Grown ass kids with their own places ain’t wondering where Mommy is.