I feel about Barrie the way I feel about Michael Jackson...conflicted.

I’ve been to Ikea 5 times in 4 days (Nordli hack for my dressing room) and I cannot tell you how interesting a meet up place it’s been since they put it next to Mall of America. Like, every South Asian in the state is in there on the regular. I felt like I was in a different state! It was awesome. Folks are up there…

LAWDDDD! Those were the days!

“We’re staying with sacred hoops as described in the Kabbaleh. Not those prostitution whore post and danglers you pick up at Claires, missy!”

Let’s talk about getting there right at sunset and setting out your blanket and folks in front having the novel idea of having balloons up so their homies can meet them. And they brought wine, btw. And errrbody gets drunk and act like they’re at MST2K all of a sudden, making sotto voce jokes that ain’t sotto a…

Hoops are one piece. Posts and backs is how she got into trouble.

I wanna see this so badly. A Couple of Black Chicks Sitting Around Talking. Whenever I want to create art, I think about what parts of my life I have never seen outside of myself. For Okpokwasili to focus on two little brown girls, without proximity to whiteness as the litmus test for their existence(pain), would be…

RIGHT?!!

NC 50 in the winter.

Black is a caste. He’s in it. But I won’t call him black. He’s Italian with African ancestry. If he ain’t proud to be one of us, he can keep on stepping. To the extent that the folks around him let him be “not black”, good for him. I wouldn’t condemn anyone to an identity that they can transcend. And my people have…

Chick on Twitter already loftily calling R. Kelly’s predation a “polyamorous, sub/dom consensual relationship. NBD.” There’s a small corner of my brain that wants to agree, but it’s crowded back there with ideas about “dumb ass parents” and “fast girls that shoulda sat their tails down”. So I close the door and avoid…

The cop is Somali. This will be complicated. Trust.

I don’t think Arya’s getting out of this unscathed. As their wolves, so the Stark. (I think Jon’s wolf will die in the book and hasn’t been seen on the show since his resurrection as a nod to that eventuality). Arya’s wolf is a man-eating, feral thing now. They may acquit themselves, both, against the white walkers,…

No. He knows what to say because he knows what is socially acceptable and what is not. These motherfuckers WANT to do what they do. It’s not because they are compelled by fear or ignorance-based hate. It’s because in the moment of a bullying, hateful bigoted action, it. feels. good.

You’re adorable. I’ve always thought so.

We are only discussing this because a roommate advised her anti-gay roommate about about maybe not being such a douchbag asshole in light of the fact that he’s more than likely gay. If we accept that she did it in order to out him (which she admits she was idgaf at that point), then the pernicious, life-altering,…

If the powers that be at Facebook or Twitter took our DMs and willfully aired that shit publicly, our society would collapse. Nice premise for a Dark Mirror episode, tho. The Great Doxxing. She said what she said [insert Nene gif]. MTV is who put him on blast. They aired that and the physical assault of a woman,…

They didn’t have to show either one. They didn’t. Will Bachelor in Paradise show the controversial sex situation that closed down production? Just because they have something in the can doesn’t mean they have to broadcast it. She read Stephen because he needed to be read. MTV is who outed him. Well, them and the fact…

You can retire from anything as long as you say that is why you’re leaving. “I’m retiring from being a Subway sandwich artist.” And the majority of actual retirees in their 60s or higher wind up working to make ends meet anyway— wait. I was going for glib and am now depressed as well.

It has FINALLY made the Fox News landing page and they’ve somehow made it seem like he’s the king of transparency. And it’s right above “teen dies from using cellphone in bathtub”, so I doubt anybody will give a shit...