“That’s my Becky with the good hair.” Lord, that hurt my heart a little. For anyone who wants to pipe in that “another person can’t break up a home that isn’t already broken...yada yada..” Don’t. The person who sees a crack in my front window and climbs in to help themselves to the contents of my house is a thief.…

Um...she’s a dork. For real.

Small Quibble (and take it as you list): If you are white, you got “good hair”. Does it grow out and hang down? Can you blow it out straight? You could have the frizziest Jewish fro, and as long as it hung and could be blown out, it’d be considered “good hair”. Not a white girl alive (unless she has Uncombable Hair…

I have all those things and a kid.

I can’t wait til we stop talking about whether we like or dislike particular women. Have disdain for a person’s viewpoints or actions. Geek out on their body of work or co-sign on their cool ass musings, but fuck all this “I want to be her bestie!” and “DIE ANNE/SCARLETT/GWYNETH DIE!” Stop with all that shit. It’s…

That story’s being peddled by Trent Jackson. He’s still living ON that property, which is why Katherine hasn’t been returned. If the kid is there without a nanny, TJ (who has a wife, 4 kids, and a real estate business in another suburb) will have to live in Calabasas or force Paris to move there from Encino. He’s…

I teach girls who’ve had the procedure done on them. Some of them plan to have it done on their daughters, even if they have to leave the country briefly to do it. When I first saw this headline, my honest reaction was, “at least a REAL doctor was doing it.” An alternative (some old lady in a hut with a boning knife)…

If things continue the way they’ve always been, it won’t be long before we find Mike “Can’t be in a room alone with a woman cuz I’m Christian” Pence’s sidepiece and outside children. Just wait.

Why you leave out the line before? “That’s wassername.” He’s talking about a fellow celebrity and bragging about hitting it and quitting it. The whole song is a braggadocio bit with him and 2 Chainz. That’s the conceit of the song. Rihanna has one, too. That whole “You needed me” song is her paean to her sexual…

Exactly where I am right now.

Pretty much.

What I’ve seen with Sheeran is that he takes ‘90s R&B and remakes them into whiteboywithguitar songs. I was listening to my Nick Jonas Pandora station (don’t judge me) and whenever Ed Sheeran songs come on, my old ass is like, “No diggity, no doubt—wait!”

So the convicted drug trafficker who got famous playing a mediocre suburbanite is saying that he feels oppressed for being conservative? Boy, please.

Right there with ya.

Yeah. Talk about THIS and not the huge THAT which is your cronies giving rape threats to a woman. God, I hope y’all never get pussy EVER.

Pearl, here.

Serious, ignorant question: how does one not get shit on a bidet thingy?

Not fair. I like that all that talent is wrapped up in a googly-eyed ginger with an unfortunate chest piece. If I thought he was doing some blaccented culturevulturing, I’d be more irked by him. But at the Grammys, he was just some guy, standing in front of an audience, making a snappy little banger all by himself…

If Thicke was in violation of a restraining order, how is his son crying and praying to the angels the night before this visit? Was that a scheduled one that the boy refused to go to? Was there a stipulation that the kid had to see his dad voluntarily? Or is this part and parcel of a contentious custody dispute that…

THIS.