Yeah, but that BBC dude, tho....“All those island nations who can learn to swim....”

You really trying it. But no. Not today, FaberCastell. Not on this day.

I didn’t want my niggling thoughts about Depp, amorphous until now — wafting aimlessly through my head — to coalesce into that one gelid image: Mickey Rourke. But thanks to you I have seen it. Everything is cold and dark now. It will all be over soon.

Don’tcurrr. Give me a fro.

“Curly” is suggested by curves. A whole bunch of these ) ) ). It’s not difficult.

Will watch.

Yep.

Sigh.

You spent the last 37 years of your life being able to see a semblance of representation on the media you enjoy and you slink over here to pishposh the grumblings of minorities. And that’s all it is: a collective sigh...a muttering of frustration...a palaver that just MIGHT get overheard and heeded. It’s not even…

I’m part of a quite a few blerdgirl collectives and folks are soooo freaking tired of the lame ass excuses for the lack of a spectrum of options when customizing. My phenotype isn’t a fucking outlier. Brown skin, brown eyes and dark curly hair isn’t RARE, so what gives?

This is so meta. It’s a corny Canadian who ironically danced liked a corny white dad being parodied by a corny Canadian.

I’m a black woman, formerly married to an Asian, now married to a white dude after dating a slew of white dudes. Trust and believe that there was a conversation to be had at some point with someone on my side of the family or my girl friends about that. It is weird world-building to center white males as the only…

They only dated 4 months before the wedding, so...

• Meanwhile no show with black show-runners or majority black characters should be questioned about diversity and should just be accepted for what the show is.

As a black woman, it’s been suggest to me that I teach English black. I love my man black. I bought my house black. I eat salads with raspberry vinaigrette black. And here’s the deal: that is all true and almost completely besides the point.

Nick Cannon, quiet as it’s kept, is a conservative. His middling ‘05 hit, “Can I Live” was an anti-abortion screed inspired by his view that his mother COULD have aborted him, but didn’t, thus gifting the world with a tv host, musician, former child actor and philanthropist. He didn’t sleep with Mariah until they…

Someone being gay has NOTHING to do with their ex-partners? Do you mean, like, “I didn’t know I was gay, but now I do.” gay or “I knew I was homosexual and I was going to make the most of a shitty situation with someone I could tolerate boning whilst thinking of dick while I was with them” gay? Because ONE of these is…

I didn’t wanna star this. But I had to.

3/10

She is my co-worker! Holy hell.