Plus backing up wouldn't account for the driver side damage on the Jeep.

Looks like the Jeep was backing up which would cause the front end damage on the Maserati. Plus the Mini seems to be undamaged.

If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

That's not an axe.

So I take it he wasn't your boyfriend anymore after that car show?

Haha, suckers!