Did you hear the Castle Freak episode of The Flop House podcast guest starring Briggs? Seriously, I’d listen to those four guys take apart bad horror movies. (Also, Elliott Kalan was the head writer for the Netflix MST3K.)

The schedule for the live show pretty much put the writing on the wall, seeming to tie the whole crew up for almost a year despite all the noise Joel had made about how making Season 12 so short was so they could pump out more seasons quickly.

What can I say but

1. No one’s lining up to give her a book deal. She already went to bat for R.Kelly when he was at his most publicly deranged so she’s not getting any offers the way his other victims may.

“Here’s a fact: Don’t Google this Pokemon or search for it on Deviant Art unless you want to see a lot of naked dragons fucking other dragons.”

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

That seems massively unfair to the people involved in making this movie and also the person depicted in it who does not seem to have done anything wrong. 

I’m not against any porn parody in principle but given “rogering” is already a synonym for “fucking”, “Mr. Rimjob” is an exceedingly lame name for this, so no clicks from me!

I miss my little weirdo. Lost him a week before Halloween and won’t be used to him not being around for a very long time. (His bro in the background misses him too).

All of them. Because nobody (especially not Star Wars fans) has any interest in another season of Clone Wars, a Cassian Andor show, an Obi Wan show with Ewan MacGregor, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, WandaVision, Loki, What if...?, Hawkeye, Miss Marvel, and She Hulk.

The smart money is on Herzog being a big Fluppy Dogs fan, and will quit the service in protest as soon as he realizes the service lacks Disney's most forgotten property. 

Kids need homework so they can learn how to study on their own.

That movie is nightmare fuel, his music is crap, and I’m very much a straight dude, but damn, is it hot in here or is it just me ??

I wonder why Apple didn't have these launch day issues. Oh right no one cared. 

True but only if they DVR it. If they watch it on-demand or through streaming then they’re watching unskippable ads or paying for Hulu Ad-Free (which ABC/Disney owns)

dammit bird

Im psyched to see him return. What an amazing presence that has been sorely missed for most of the last 20 years or so.