I love this young woman and I'm going to pretend she's perfect. I also like Anna Hathaway and Goop.

You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

Sometimes, she even adds rum to that Diet Coke.

Spot on. I went, and while I enjoyed looking — my day was legitimately ruined by RIDICULOUS things said and done by other patrons while I was there.

I know it's probably heretical to say, but Taylor Swift seems calculating as fuck.

And that's our missing item!

This lawsuit is so frivolous it should come bundled with a lace ribbon and coffee table book on Central Park pigeon photos.

As the team itself pointed out to her:

To the surprise of nobody, Amazon has announced that it's bringing back Transparent for a second season. If you're not watching it, you're missing out.

"Fuck that guy." -Barbaro

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.

Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…

Not only do they dash to his rescue, they usher him up the safer route, carefully steer him away from another potential fall, stop and check him, and then he turns around so that one of the adults (his mother?) can specifically check his wounded tush with her trunk.

Hold up.

I'm in favor of equality so I'm glad gays are now over thinking and overdoing their marriage proposals, too. It's not fair if only straight dudes are expected to take what should be a private moment and turn it into a public spectacle.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Hubby and BIL get along a little bit now. They were pretty close before the wedding, and not so much after. It was rough. We don't talk to SIL at all, and have only seen her twice after their wedding.

What part of "bovine gang rape wedding" do you feel won't win the "worst wedding" prize?

I am seriously disappointed in everyone here. This post has been up for over 40 minutes, and there hasn't been a single snide comment yet. Did all your little brains short-circuit in confusion over loving the LGBTQ community vs hating Lena Dunham so much?