Better title could be “Objectively Horrible Cars at Least One Commenter Likes”

Such empathy here. She probably couldn’t roll down a window or open a door. It’s also impossible to know how someone would react in a situation like this until it happens.

The Crosstour still looks like ass today, tho

Just like the Thunderbird, going with what might be unpopular: Lexus SC430.

2003 Infiniti M45.  340hp V8 rear wheel sedan.  Clean, simple tasteful lines. Still looks good today.

It is all Tesla’s fault. Damn, the husband is so brainwashed from drinking the Tesla kool=aid. 

Okay, Elon. 

These look pretty great, have a killer engine, and are aging gracefully.

Economically, population decline is terrible. Most economies now believe that sustained and constant growth must occur.

How did the VW Phaeton not make this list? It could have actually been the ENTIRE list, on its own.

Counterpoint on the HHR: It’s the perfect vehicle for someone with a small business or for the person building a mini camper. My wife’s HHR, which was very far past its prime, got 35 mpg all day every day. Some of the best sleep I’ve ever had in a car was in the back of one of those things.

Booo, hisssss.  They are great.

They were so cool at the time.  Now they look like cheap strip lights.

You are *still* putting tens of thousands of objects in space. The problem of the constellation approach is in the sheer quantity. Even a 0.7% failure rate becomes problematic if you multiply by a large enough number

Jalopnik was ruined years ago. I still look once in a while because of semi-interesting car content. But this site is very clear example of the enshitification of the internet and letting web 2.0 bs take priority over content quality. If I ever become a professor of ‘High Quality Things that are Good’, I will teach the…

1960 Plymouth Valiant -The wimpiest of Mopars with lines going all the wrong directions that helped kill the fin craze

There’s something about the 2nd gen Dodge Durango that never sat quite right with me. Most of it from the A-pillar aft is fine, if a bit boring, but the front fascia just looks a mess. The bumper juts out like a French Bulldog with an underbite, and they tried to make the headlights and crosshair grille look like a…

Oh crap - I like it. 

Or you could just take it to a Discount tire, most of them will do it for free. If not $20 is still worth it to not have to deal with completely black hands from all the tire dust.

Yeah, but only for “those people”