*Excited screaming*

The scale of this was really throwing me off until I looked it up. And it’s good the the poor bastard who lost their specialized IKEA allen wrench was finally able to drive back there and get a replacement. I guess that merely taping it to the bottom wasn’t an option here like it is for that table in my living room?

Even more interesting would be Mars sample return, if they ever get it funded, because hey, we need to give tax breaks to the 1% and Boeing, and oil companies but science is too expensive!

Those Teslas weren’t actually dead. They were just lined up waiting for their turn for a reduced number of supercharger spots because the cold knocked out some of the chargers, not the cars themselves.

As a Michigander, it is my solemn duty to shit on Ohio whenever possible. It’s compulsion; nothing personal. Though don’t worry, Michigan sucks ass too. But it’s closer to Canada, so there’s that?

Ohio does have beaches, but not on an ocean of the gulf.

That plow was motionless, outside of traffic lanes, and lit up like the worlds brawniest Christmas tree. They “merged” to the right, directly into what looks like a closing lane and would have gone into the onramp had the truck not been there. That driver deserves everything the law can throw at them.

See I never bought the “it’s in the water” argument. The final result has everything to do with temperature, time and surface. Can it affect the taste, maybe, but I would like to see a blind test, insert local pizza place, make one batch of crust with NYC water, and one without, no other variables, and see if there is…

I’ll have to look out for these. My issue with takis is that most flavors add lime to the mix, which I usually don’t care for.

I’d say that what you percieve is a clear notice that this site isn’t written with a strict Christian Sharia viewpoint. The commentary skews pretty heavily liberal, the writers intentionally irreverant - if you’re looking for something supporting the theocratic state, you’re in the wrong spot. Quite likely by intent.

Red Lobster foods are sodium bombs in general. Can’t imagine how bad this would be. 

Dude, get over yourself.

You must be fun at parties.

Man not the Fiesta Veggie Burrito, it was a great value and reallly tasty. Dang. 

I haven’t had Taco Bell give me a surprise or wretchedly wet shit since the 90's. It’s not the highest quality food for sure, but it might be the best thing for you you can get out of a drive thru window...not that that’s a high bar either

I’m not sure that a wide swath of the readers of this site are Christians who are significantly bothered by a casual use of Jesus Christ. Not all Christians feel exactly the same way about language as you. You guys sure like to play the oppressed minority victim when it suits you and still claim that you’re the Moral…

And soon you’ll wanna know the name of my first dog and what my first grade teacher’s name was.

Everything people sell schools has jacked up prices because capitalism wants to suckle from that public tax dollars teat.  

I guess it would have to be a new story because there is no way that they could improve on the story told 20 years ago.