except if you look at his twitter, It’s right there. I thought for sure it had to be fake but it’s not.

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”

In what context was that tweeted (if it was)?

You can’t have a better relationship with a government that doesn’t respect your autonomy.

Because America isn’t a vassal state of Mother Russia.

If you really think Putin will play by the rules, as well as China, I have this sweet bridge in Brooklyn I’m looking to sell, real cheap.

That’s your problem with this?

This is sickening slander Jason and you’re better than this. How dare you bring the kind gentle northern Pacific ape into this mess of violence. Nothing about this altercation is anything like the life of a Sasquatch, they are kind peaceful beasts and when it comes to restraint and civility these Canadians could learn…

I’ve posted this before and I have to post it again.

I drive a Ram and had a guy on a bike hit my truck once and he was clearly in the wrong. I got out, apologized (again, something I didn’t think I needed to since I wasn’t in the wrong) helped him up and we were on our way in less than a minute. He said something about how bikers have the right of way and I told him…

Get bent.

Wow, you turned the oven on, seasoned yourself up, and set the table before cooking yourself with that comment. Bravo sir/madam. I look forward to you trying to justify and defend violence against other people that, sure weren’t the most cautious, but didn’t cause any harm to befall you or, like in this horrific…

Canadian #COTD!!!

No, we do NOT have a racist past. We have a racist past and present, with no pause or stop in between. See: living conditions of people on reservations and ignoring the disappearance and murders of uncounted indigenous girls and women.

Applaud people that beat cyclists? Jesus.

We’re just like gun-less Americans with good healthcare and awfully expensive data plans.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

“We have tried everything and the car will not start. We just do not know what to do from here.”

Wow I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.