I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

This is one of the reasons that I could NEVER be a cop because if I was the one having to interrogating him and he made comments like those, I wouldn’t be able to contain my rage. Hearing shit like that firsthand would haunt my dreams forever. If this guy is guilty then I hope that he receives a lifetime supply of…

These women get nothing but props from me when it comes to their athletic capabilities.  

This terrifies me. I don’t usually think about the fact that when I use Uber or Lyft, I’m getting into a car with a complete stranger, almost always a man, almost always at night. I just want to be able to go about my business safely as a woman in the world and not have to weigh the risks of mundane activities like…

It didn’t look that bad to me. The timing of it looked like he was excitedly trying to respond to her comments. It wasn’t like he stopped her mid-sentence in a ‘fuck your comment’ kind of way. She made even weirder and awkward when she wouldn’t take the microphone back from him after his response. All of this could…

‘I want a career!’, so I leave...

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

I was hoping for a little more of a conversation than 1:56...

Holy shit!  I want to get an invite to Thanksgiving dinner...

Wow, the Gosar Thanksgiving dinner is going to be awesome! I feel sorry for any Gosar people trying to stay sober. The only way to survive that reunion is a bottle or two of wine.

“I don’t have an attorney general.” He added that that is “very sad.”

I saw them in concert in like 2001, they opened for John Mayer, and I didn’t know who they were. I’m fairly embarrassed to admit I went to this concert.

I wish I can say that I’m surprised, but I’m not.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Can you shop the sign so it says "school for the grifters"?

DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! Or, more accurately, don’t let him hit the Twatter after midnight.

I’m going to send this guy a nice fruit basket.

Fun fact: during WWII the US and Britain set up a secure radio circuit between the White House and the bunker in London from which Churchill prosecuted the war. Churchill had a private telephone booth built outside his office.

Well that’s what I heard!