We can all rest easy now that we know that Melanie is fine...

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

So much winning for Trump and his family...what about the rest of us?

Right? I didn’t even know he had a daughter, so I feel like that says something about how little she’s in the public eye.

I’m curious about the comment that “it was actually kind of scary how much he(Trump) knew about my daughter’s appearance.”

How absolutely unaware of the world around you do you have to be to not know this? Tillerson had it absolutely right. He is a fucking moron.

The siblings that weren’t invited to the wedding have blown me away with their crassness and complete disregard to any semblance of politeness with everything that they’ve done and fucking continue to do. I could only imagine what is being said behind closed doors within the royal ranks regarding the vitriol that is…

Step back, folks. I’ve got this.

At this point, I feel like it should be reduced to one term only. I hate this man-baby with every fiber of my being. I need to stop reading articles on him to save myself from daily rage strokes.

My daughter is seven years old. She collects stuffed animals. Her favorite website is books.*

He looks familiar

“Often times Plantiffs were forced to protect Defendant Depp from himself and his vices while in public, becoming caretakers for him. An incident at a local nightclub involved Plantiffs alerting Depp of illegal substances visible on his face and person while preventing onlookers from seeing Depp’s condition.”

I feel a little sorry for him. Dude trusted someone unworthy of that trust, and it backfired on him bigly.

I can’t blame anyone but myself for clicking on this story...

So who’s supposed to clean up all of the dead lying in the streets at the end of the night? Waste Management? What if it’s not trash pick up day?

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

“Where’s my hubsies?”

Well, this was a long time coming...

I’ll just wait here for the eventual declarations of “FAKE NEWS,” “biased MSM,” and “WITCH HUNT” that will be forthcoming from our POTUS, shall I?

*deploys lawnchair*

Good to know how proud Trump is of himself for lying to a fucking trade ally and our neighbors to the North.