Her story should make it crystal clear to all the idiots who ask why so many women don’t come forward. Because this idswhathappenswhen you do.

Just as soon as I make my fortune trading Bitcoin, Ripple, and various other cryptocurrencies!

Let me know when rich Zukka needs an additional friend to partake in some of these incredible spoils...

If I were a super multi-billionaire with untold power and a fleet of private jets at my command.....

Does this look ridiculous and kind of terrible? Yes. Will I still see it in theaters? Absolutely.

A source of dysentery??

This might be because, in general, Massage Envy is to professional massage what Chipotle is to authentic Mexican cuisine.

Danny Masterson is out!

Build that wall! Those bologna tubes were going to take our jobs!

Destroying pureed pork product offends my German soul.

Alas, so is his solid voting base.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

I really wonder if she even had a choice when it came to withdrawing the divorce papers.

Honestly, I clicked on this link expecting Footloose .gifs and I’m leaving a little bit disappointed.

Reading this story my mind wandered to scenes from Footloose. What does it take to unsee that movie?

Younger and prettier? Who is she trying to kid?

I can’t imagine that this is the first time that these two have done this.

I can’t stand her, I fucking dislike her.

She refused one million dollars...

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.