He will need to figure something out because the shelf life of a ‘teen heartthrob’ singer is very limited and the pre-teen girls that are his fan base, will move on to the next one and forget all about Bieber.  

The love the very first line of the WH statement,

Look at this beautiful, perfect, fuckable creature I created, says Donald Trump.

Actually, I read it as THEY were the ones with guns mounted and THEY were out trying to kill the tiger. Kind of like having sharks with laser beams attached to their heads...

‘...and a team of specially trained Indian elephants with sharpshooters mounted on their backs’

‘...and a team of specially trained Indian elephants with sharpshooters mounted on their backs’

I would like to buy that woman a drink...

How in the holy fuck can you rack up a $95,000 bill in 6 hours?  Is she having kilos of coke delivered while she’s there?  I FAIL to see just what could transpire that would require her to need anything for 6 hours with a price tag of $95,000.  Aren’t these assholes supposed to submit a detailed accounting as to why…

Great wholesome Christian family values that this guy was demonstrating...

Another needless story about these women...

I wonder what a night on the town with these two would be like...my next question would be how long does it take to pull that stick out of his ass before going out...

It’s amazing that this woman claims to be such a God fearing Christian and yet she will go to such great lengths to defend and deflect blame for the President with lies and outrageous claims like this crap...

‘They now take credit for their most publicized stunt yet, which is revealing that this image of Justin Bieber is faaaaaake.’

Just curious, but how much are these horrendous t-shirts selling for?  If it’s more than $4.99 then they’re way overpriced...

“I didn’t want to ruin his life,” she said. “I was just going to get another job and leave, like most victims do.”

He doesn’t deny paying her off but he does deny having sex with her.  Believe me, it’s not something that I particularly want to hear about but at least she’d have some ammo to come back at Trump since he’s been attacking her via Twitter...

$93,000 engagement ring?  Pete Davidson is NOT making that much money being on SNL so that ring must have put one hell of a ding into his net worth.  In my opinion, he’s better off not getting married to her because if he has to buy a ring that’s as expensive as that one was then he’d end up bankrupt when the…

Has she mentioned any sort of birth marks or other distinguishing marks that could help prove that she had seen the dipshit’s penis(even if she had to use a microscope to see the tiny thing)?

Lunch?   You’re waiting too long, here’s to Breakfast...

Excuse me while I go jerk off about Trump’s speech...