1st Gear: Haven’t there been multiple articles on this website that the 54 mpg target was impossible to achieve and that the CAFE standards were a farce anyways?? I could be horribly wrong but iirc there were a few around this.

Emma Watson on Beyonce’s tits in 2014:

I’m sorry, I got as far as I could, but this is just so dumb. Youtube has an incredible knack for taking things that are awesome and making them stupid.

Another problem that arises that Tyler used to mention is that by repeatedly deploying the fast jets over and over just to drop bombs on Toyota Hiluxes you’re stressing the airframes which will eventually just be too tired to work properly. In addition to the fact that their operation costs are so high.

The USAF will select one of these aircraft at roughly $15-20MM a copy, then request eleventy-thousand critical changes, turning it into a decade-long, over-budget clusterfuck that you’ll learn more about during a 2018 episode of “60 Minutes.”

Season 2 of Leah Remini’s show might be the killing blow. She’s really got the CoS running scared.

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

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Man, Paul Newman’s Porsche is cool but I would not take it over these Lambos. Not a chance.

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?

$750,00 per Pac?! I’ll pass...

Let’s not forget that this is a woman who sued Howard University for “discriminating” against her because she was white.

I watched NASCAR on television as often as possible. Loved it. Early 1960's to the early 90's. (My years in Atlanta were great when Dawsonville Bill was Awsome.) Then I gave up. It was no longer racing (to me) but a production. Media, product, cars but similar templates, the more handsome the driver the better,…

I find it funny that Jalops unanimously hate Lexus’ styling, and yet every non-Jalop I’ve asked unanimously loves it. I know you guys are weird and love diesel wagons, but damn, you guys are dead wrong on this.

I’ve been following Jalopnik since 06-07 and I don’t recall them saying anything positive about F1.

It’s a race car. If masonry brick was proven to be the perfect aerodynamic shape, they’d make them look like masonry bricks.

They’re going to do every single thing they can to extract as much performance per square cm, looks be damned. Makes sense to me. You don’t ask the fastest female runner in the world to get a…

Please tell me this isn’t one of those sporting events. I’d hate to it end up with a rumble in the parking lot between the Chilton fans and the Haynes fans.

C’mon, Stef!

Fun fact about the 1987 Fleetwood: