should be banned for inaccuracy.

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Who the hell starts a fight with a headbutt?

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Williams doesn’t care.. Reinsdorf’s loyalty to his management team is beyond ridiculous. Kenny was the GM from 2000-2012, now he’s a VP. John Paxson is another Putz he hired as a GM in 2003 and now he’s President of Basketball Operations of The Bulls. Both teams are a a joke.

I think you’re absolutely right, but I don’t think there are any Democrats out there who do not unequivocally support Israel’s right to exist. If anything, the most frustrating thing about our current political situation is that the Republicans are mainly pro-Israel because the nation has a major role in the esoteric…

It’s one of the oldest problems in the book for purportedly democratic governments: Israel would like to claim the land they captured in their wars with their neighbors openly by right of conquest, but they also don’t want to treat the people that were living there, and are now under their control, like citizens of…

We don’t hate gay people. We just don’t think they’re entitled to the same rights and treatment as straight couples! No hate there!

“We luv you and Jezeus luvs you, too! It’s too bad you have to burn in a molten pit of Hell for all eternity. If only you would just...you know...stop it. Ah well... have a blessed day, hun!”

I vaguely recall something about that re: black men - I think Dave Chapelle had a few jokes about it either in his show or one of his sets from back then? That reference alone should tell you how outdated that trope seems to be (with the exception of DJ Khaled).

Citation: This is all taking place in Russia.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Milwaukee???

Yea. Totally crazy how those teams see a weakened Eastern Conference and realize they can reap the benefits of making a Finals appearance with just a few trades here and there.

Or teams like Philly are anticipating Klay or Durant or both to be gone soon, and so they are making moves to resign Butler/Harris for the next 5 years, not just THIS year. If Kawhi leaves though Toronto is RIP

I remember one of my student's essays..most of it was barely coherent, semiliterate waffle except for one lengthy passage that was clear, concise and well researched. She was cunning though: she made sure to lift that section in its entirety from a professor at this obscure, backwater university called..um..Cambridge?

Merchants of Truth? Is it some kind of sequel?

Yeah I am curious about his mom being a citizen/permanent resident. So she filled out all her paper work but failed to do so for him as a kid? Maybe he was an adult by then and his entire family but him did it. I mean it takes years so it isn’t like they all did it in 2017 and his is just being slow to process. Is she…

Co-owner? Tom used his daddy’s money to buy the team. So if you want to get technical, Joe owns the team and lets his kids play with it.