True. True. I take it all back.

I know guys who've dedicated their entire lives to the study of religious belief systems and never learned a new thing. Religion, as far as I can see, is about confirmation, not information.
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You know what the interpretation of religions leads to? Precisely two things:

Being a religious "scholar" is like being the world's greatest coloring book colorer or the worlds most creative breakfast cereal chef or the world's most daring dachsund wrangler or the world's most efficient choose-your-own-adventure reader or the worlds most insightful telletubbie critic or something.

Lol. So all those ripped guys in prison are falsely accused?

We can have both!

Try to imagine that he's staring across the room at Namor:

Guys, King T'Challa came to work in his footy jammies again!

We spent all our money on POGS!

New Orleans, Generally, would make a great slasher movie backdrop. Above Ground Cemetaries, decrepit Mansions, abandoned amusement parks…the whole damned place is nightmare fuel.

What does Cinema have against camping, anyway? It's hard enough to get my kids away from their screens without all the anti-camping propaganda!

I was a little hazy about that. Something about a sink. She's not really trying to nail a new killer, just show that another suspect wasn't ruled out or presented as viable by defense.

Zellner doesn't go in that direction. She claims it was planted by the actual killer.

Thats honestly not true. I'm sorry.

I thumbed through the legal doc from Zellner. She contends that the blood in the car was placed (citing science), that her bones were burned in another location and transplanted to the firepit (citing science, some cadaver dog business and general reason) and, well the Nephew stuff was a fairly obvious case of coerced…

Yet another perfectly entertaining film school wank ruined by an ugly fact! Could still work, though.

Actually, Red Doors symbolize sanctuary in ecclesial symbolism. Like, Episcopal churches and such have red doors. It's a reference to the passover, when Israelites in Egypt placed blood on their doors so that the shadow of death would pass them over. Of course, one of the Egyptian plagues was an outbreak of painful…

I, for one have never forgotten Chain Reaction. Most members of the Keanu Fan Base consider Chain Reaction Keanu to be peak Keanu, particularly because he's a little puffy due to a little weight gain that resulted from a then-recent hockey injury. I ride a fully restored 1976 Kawasaki KZ1000, just like Keanu's (He…

They're saving that for the Pixar celebration of Mardi Gras. *announcer voice* This summer, show us your…

Didn't that end up as one of the Diehards?