This is gonna get pulled from the shelves quicker than you can say "SPARKS"
I'd really like to see some sorority girl get addicted to this.
"My life is in ruins. I hate myself." *PSSSSSHHHHHHTT*

yeah, not tapes, I was being colloquial. I think it's safe to assume that the camera would be roughly equivalent to a cell phone camera, optimized for whatever's in the five feet in front of it.

Zoom. Enhance. Zoom. Enhance.
Why would the crappy little rental ATM keep the tapes for that long? And how good is the camera that it got the kind of detail Hank showed off? Shenanigans, writers.

I think that without the makeup, they're actually Smash Mouth.

Ahem
Clearly SOMEONE didn't see Raines.

They're for running, dammit
At least they're not foot gloves. THOSE are the creepiest, most hideous footwear ever devised.

NAP!
People let me tell you 'bout my new best friend! Barnaby Jones!

As someone who was in high school in 2001, that rang pretty true.

Just think of him as milhouse.

Never thought I'd say it
AUTOTUNE PLEASE

2:00 PM Take Pills
Find the Parrot

Zack Snyder

Is it real, or is it Memorex?

Whoreders on A&E?

My ex-girlfriend had MPD. It was really annoying. Then one day she just stopped doing it. So yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a put-on coping mechanism.

morissey
there is a light and it never goes out

So
I'm gonna call Topher as being Clyde 2.0. Genius geek, but no ambition. He didn't get wiped, but since it was early tech maybe he used different architecture.

Didn't Kristin Chenowith already play Jerri Blank? Sedaris could be her even-worse sister.

Then can we get Amy Sedaris as a new member of the Glee club?

stray observation
No love for "try auditioning for baywatch and being told they're taking it in a different direction?" Love the idea of Sue on baywatch.