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He’s right, but at least when Obama is on reality tv or talk shows he isn’t enacting awful policy or drone bombing people.

Clinging to a disproven ideology is very strange, indeed.

Man, can you imagine what that safe space was like? It had to be awesome. Filled with all the feels. I can’t even!

No comment has ever encapsulated Jezebel so perfectly! Congrats, you hairy legged circus freak.

Bingo! Jezebel will not like your post, though

So, is this proof that women are either less intelligent, or have a stronger desire to buy shit, than men?

You’re posting on Jezebel and you’re shocked that people take offense to something totally unoffensive.

Yep, Tina seems to have realized that a large percentage of people who voice an opinion online are either morons or pussies and in either case she should not bend to their will.

Jezebel, Gawker, and Tumblr are really the prime locations to frequent if you love the idea of being offended by things that don’t matter, and are willing to take jokes out of context to make it happen!

Jezebel, Gawker, and Tumblr are really the prime locations to frequent if you love the idea of being offended by things that don’t matter, and are willing to take jokes out of context to make it happen!

Is 19th Nervous Breakdown a microaggression against people with mental issues?

Under My Thumb is NOT about BDSM!

Exactly! The people we’re talking to now are quite stupid and can’t grasp this.

You understand that a song about slavery and racism doesn’t necessarily condone it, right?

Yeah, and at the beginning of the song the girl had him under her thumb.

The song is literally none of those things.

That was an utterly amazing scene from an amazing episode of an amazing show!!!

You’re exhausting.

But she really does want it. That is literally the entire point of the song.

Sounds like you need to focus on finishing tasks. Memorization is secondary to that.