drmantistobogganatyourservice
DrMantisTobogganAtYourService
drmantistobogganatyourservice

WOOOOO ABORTION! WOOOOOO

Are you implying that Christie doesn’t catch shit for being a fat slob?

“To meet the requirements you must maintain your weight” is not sexual harassment.

Whenever someone says that another person “gets it” that’s how you know that the speaker/writer is a moron

Also, as a queer female, I’ve never been distracted by another student’s outfit or body. So if a straight male can’t hold it together upon seeing a stomach, he can leave the room”

Eat an epic amount of a sativa. Good god, the paranoia and panic is amazing. It’s good for the soul to experience that every now and then.

Eat a whole Cheeba Chew and ride it out, or go fuck your mother!

No, you’re right. Who wants to watch a complex character drama centered around warring gangs/families and strife internal to the gangs when we can watch a story about a gay bar.

Compared to buying politicians and judges, waging wars with rival gangs, plotting internal coups, running drugs and guns, etc., etc., owning a bar for gay people couldn’t be less interesting.

You understand that Italian immigrants and Italian Americans faced absurd prejudicial hatred from the “whites” who were already settled in America, right?

Burn. Sick, sick burn.

The Gawker network will never, ever, do that.

If you hired someone with a particular set of skills, and then they lost those skills or otherwise avoided using them, why should you be required to continue to employ them?

Why should a knowledge-based company be able to fire a smart person for doing stupid things, but an attractiveness-based company not be able to fire a hot person for getting fat?

Imagine that - adults making informed decisions about their personal career choices!

Discipline? That’s all? They should just be fired for getting fat. Their job is to look good, period.

That’s not sexism.

“In my mind there are no labels or identifiers at all. There is no gay, straight, trans, bi, lesbian - there’s just people who love and are attracted to people of the same/different sex or gender identity. “

Yes, he needs to check his bar availability privilege.

Everyone hates people who use the word mansplain, too.