Maybe tell him you aren’t interested at all?

Maybe don’t give them your number? Not defending the guys who send messages repeatedly, but c’mon. Just say no when he asks for your number if you aren’t interested.

“we’d rather harass, stalk and terrorize every woman on earth than miss a single chance to get our dicks wet”

How she feels is meaningless in this particular situation, because in 99-percent of cases she can reject a man however she likes and that is the end of it. The worst case is that one person is temporary required to speak, or move. Oh no! The horror!

“Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.”

Virtually none of it is socialized. You see a girl, and you want the girl. Every optimist looks for reasons to reinforce his belief that he can have the girl. And he gets the girl frequently enough that it is worth the gamble. The only downside is a rejection, and by age 22, guys know that is no downside at all.

As a man, I can say that it is biological. I don’t want to think this way, but I fucking think this way.

“for the “friendzone” to be universally and unequivocally undesirable would require that we reject the idea that there’s any value for a man to be friends with a women to whom he might be attracted.”

“So, assuming (and this is a gigantic assumption, but let’s be optimistic for once), that the same could be said about other factors—education, race, religion—we may be able to poke some holes in the whole “marry your own kind or you’ll be miserable” argument.”

Doesn’t he just make stupid music for stupid people, though?

No, he dresses like an asshole.

Ugh. Ok.

Yes, holy shit making laws against hurting people’s feelings is freaking ridiculous and not even remotely constitutional.

Why on earth would anyone vote for this bill? Have is it even remotely constitutional?

An unfunny one, apparently.

Good comedians joke about rape of all varieties and will continue to do so, regardless of what the douche in office says.

I’m happy he gave us his opinion on comedy.

Or when everyone athlete says they “go to war” on the field? Or people who say “my back is killing me,” or anyone who ever made a joke or used exaggeration ever?

Jesse seems petulant? You’re sitting on your computer anonymously ripping apart some stranger who made a joke using hyperbole, and Jesse is seems petulant!?

People need to learn to just never try to be funny and to never say anything that is one millimeter beyond the bounds of what the internet outrage machine considers to be acceptable.