Amber Ruffin is a god damn national treasure. 

I didn’t come up with the spark of this idea, a guy at work did by saying “Night Queen” after we’d talked about the Cersei/Euron bangout, and I extrapolated it to this:

I think it would be a really satisfying conclusion to her arc. She starts out the series focus on doing her “duty” and wanting to marry the idealized physically beautiful prince from stories. Her time with the Lannisters and friendship with the Hound teach her that appearances are deceiving. Having her end up with…

I am here for Brienne and Tormund.

Podrick and anyone/everyone.

Pod and the entire kingdom.

The Hound and me.

i actually hold out hope for Sansa and Tyrion! 

This list needs more Big Dick Podrick.

Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane and Jaime Lannister — Go hard or go home.

Gwen obviously wins because not only is Pizza Michael Jordan, it’s Michael Jordan playing against high schoolers. It’s Ted Williams without losing four seasons to military service. It's Wayne Gretzky having more assists than anybody else ever had points. It was over after the first pick and everybody else was fighting…

she is everything

gwendoline christie...eloi! eloi!

I know her dress is supposed to be clouds, but it looked like fire and smoke, which is admittedly fitting

Bend the knee to Gwendolyn of House Christie, First of her Name, Slayer of Red Carpets, and Queen of the Best Dressed.

So Gwendoline Christie won the red carpet, right?

And for when you really want to hate yourself, they also have the Chocolate Cake Shake. While I’m certain it’s just cake scrapings that fell into a chocolate malt, it’s amazing and now I want one.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS. It’s gross! Use it only for show cakes that aren’t meant to be eaten!

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

When you lean into a rhyme it shatters the conversational tone of the lyric, it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me, and I love you all.