“If you not master your rage...”

Julia Roberts can spend the rest of her life posting photos of herself wearing t-shirts with messages on them, but they only make me remember the OG t-shirt:

Macy is so damn great in this. As Tom notes, Stiller is hilarious as a parody of a dark hero but Macy is a repudiation and mockery of trauma as heroic necessity - he’s just a nice guy with one skill who wants to do more to help people - and while his earnestness is funny it’s never wrong and Macy doesn’t condescend to…

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.

Egg salad.  Loaded with cholesterol.  The wife won’t even let him eat it.  But that doesn’t seem to matter now.

his inspirational speech about a ham sandwich was good. 

I just want to be happy for Ariana and Pete, but I’m mostly confused by them.

The Kansas City Bomber was a roller derby movie with Raquel Welch. It’s a fine film.

PLEASE. Everyone knows the best Roller Derby ever made was done in the 70's and stars Claudia Jennings...

Most of my theater laughed because it was such a surprise and also because most of the theatergoers were little kids who didn’t know what’s the hell this was.

I loved this short so much! I surprised to find myself crying (stupid pms). I don’t get how any person, non-Asian or not, could possibly be confused by the story. It was not confusing at all—there were only a few characters and the action was so obvious that no words were needed. Methinks those people are either…

I legit didn’t know people didn’t understand this. How can you not understand this?? I’m white as fuck (though my mother is first generation American and my mother in law is an immigrant so maybe that helped but STILL) and I was bawling and wanted to step out of the theater to call my mother to tell her how much I…

Really? I laughed in surprise because it was unexpected. I think that’s what the creator was going for.

The roller derby movie starring Ellen Page, Whip It, was surprisingly good. Based on a novel called Derby Girl (also good). Drew Barrymore directed it, and has a small part, and I am pretty sure that NPR’s Alex Cohen was a consultant.

I’d like to see Hawkeye spend an afternoon running errands, shot in one continuous take, directed by Richard Linklater.

Haweye and his wife toil away at the farm; one of the kids becomes friends with a rat; another kid falls off a horse; Natasha shows up for dinner.

“But human stories aren’t part of the Marvel films’ business plan”

NGL, that Playmobil burn is GOLD.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

that’s not a Kennedy, but rather an unholy union of Sean Penn and David Duchovny wearing Jonathan Franzen’s favorite shirt