So you’re telling me that while being interviewed by people that could potentially have influenced his salary over his next contract, said group of people had the opportunity to tell him “Sorry bud, you missed out on $30 million. How do you feel about that?”

No, that’s not correct. I respect that you see it that way, but that’s objectively and literally not what she is doing. She knows what she is doing and she is doing it on purpose. She is using Trumpian agitation tactics to score rhetorical goals on those she views as enemies.

Adjacent to the e-mail of the week, does anyone deploy a preemptive flush (a camo-flush, if you will) to mask the sound of a boisterous dump, especially if the stalls on either side are occupied?

So....body shaming is ok if it’s a man with very public addiction issues seemingly trying to get healthy??

He should see a doctor immediately, he's obviously suffering from a neurological problem that prevents him from resting his arms at his sides.

The best part was listening to Eckersly call it before it happened. It was right up there with his “Yay!” Reaction to that Mookie Betts grand slam over the summer.

Just to clarify, it isn’t illegal if the momentum of your fist hitting the guy’s jaw carries you past him so that you don’t put an inappropriate amount of weight on his knocked-out body, right?

The franchise tag is still important to owners. To get them to turn on it, a lot more franchise tagged players would need to sit out games. But very few players have the balls to do it, given how short an NFL career is. Bell might avoid injury by sitting this year out, but he can’t stop himself from growing older.

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

Try apple slices with Dijon mustard. It has to be Dijon mustard, plain yellow or spicy brown don’t work. The Dijon mustard has a bit of sourness to it that combines with the sweet apple slices to create perfection!

my local pizza place has a pie called the Fonzarelli with pineapple, jalapeño, ricotta, and pepperoni. it’s amazing. free your mind

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

Chickens do not have fingers.

Could be worse:

One time to prove that Frank’s Red Hot makes everything taste better, I once dipped an apple into it.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

We spoke to Derek regarding his interview yesterday and he completely understands the severity of the situation and he apologizes if it offended anyone. That was not his intention at all, but he’s taking full responsibility for it.

Crimson. 

It seems relevant to find out if he was a tyrant when he was assisting Harbaugh, and if Harbaugh was OK with it and just got lucky no one died from it until he was no longer responsible.