No wonder LaVar didn’t want Lonzo to play for the Celts. Ruining his son’s career is HIS job

It seems to me that MSU was way more worth the FBI’S resources to investigate rather than adidas paying kids to go to louisville / arizona / etc ...

A few random thoughts:

This guy is 26? He looks 46 (acts like 14)

Tennyssee or Tennyssy?

Wait hold up - the Tennis player’s name is Tennys?

Umm, he just threw for 290 yards & 2 TD’s weren’t you watching?

Can it Thompson, get back to telling me how good my celtics are.

Can i just tell you now that you have the best kinja handle / deadspin avatar name out there? Hingumm & waymuth are wicked jealous

No shame here dude, i grew up in a 1 bathroom house. Gotta do what you gotta do. Now i just try to pee out of the window and follow it with bong smoke uh i mean an espresso loogie ...

1) My office hallway

bc MAGA duh #nocollusion

But IT is asking nicely to Don’t Do Me Like That

“We’ll see YOU at the Tequilla Cowboy tonight!!”

But Wickersham said that the Pats were in major discord, this is all brand new to me ....

Can you edit the title to read:

Maybe ESPN/Wickersham should pen a ‘meticulously-reported’ expose

Not after it healed

I really like that stock Getty photo that you chose!!

I read the IT-ejection article on espn...didn’t even mention the final score of the game. Thank you for putting it in the 2nd sentence of this article