He is Joe Caputo from Orange is the New Black

Why’d you have to bring GMac into this! He is a saint! Are you gonna throw Wegmans into the mix now and really ruin my day?!

I got it 18-in-1 stars. Poor analogy by Mr. Seavey

This game reminded me of the Pats-Steelers playoff game in’97 at the old Foxboro Stadium...

Dine Shop Party Play Splash #luxecondoseverywhere

18-in-1 stars + organic peppermint+jojoba lotion (& tons of water) for that sunburn

Love it!! Can i get a Lane Kiffin & Jim Harbaugh version!?

Wicked cool article!

I heard the dog’s say that they got the food over-the-counter at Petco, but, you know, they are ultimately responsible for what goes into their foodbowl ...

No jokes. This hurts more than GH - not to sound like a dousche, but i watched Jeremy Lin in his Harvard days, and have always had a soft spot for him. Always rooted for him no matter where he was. Get better fast.

Rumors and whispers eminating over the Charles river said GH has a 4-6 mth recovery. Like, even speaking that way put a spring in my step (not the warm weather)

It has already happeni g with David Pasternak, but, alas, other than myself, I do not know many in the Venn intersectiom of C’s fans & B’s fans

Also - thank you for old school Foo!

I oddly start out on my neck, making a single run from my adam’s apple to my chin. Usually leave the ‘stache for last - never know how i’m going to feel until i see it in the mirror & feel all tingles (Note: 100% of the time i have not felt tingles when deciding whether or not to leave the old soup strainer in place)

Is that JKush? No wait Super Mario. Scarrrry ...

Why does Shattenkirk just tap the puck to him instead of just stepping in and clearing the puck out of the zone? I mean, in my mens league glory, at 11:25PM on a Monday, this play is par for the course. However, I would expected someone much more talented and well-built physically to take that puck away, especially…

Rodgers could have easily prevented this by drinking more water

I am also a Pats fan ... & ill take it!!!!

Maybe this is what Joe Maddon submitted to the league office as his rebuttal:

I believe the moniker is in reference to his fiance Kate Upton ...