My exact thoughts: “E30! Thats going to be NP no matter wha................. anddddddd they ruined it.” Another boring GM swap, with a slushbox, and whats likely stock everything else. Im sure it handles like a slippery eel on a platter of WD-40, the exact opposite of what the E30 is known for.

Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

Hey Stef, I think the general manager of the dealership has returned to his desk.

Honda?? I triple dog dare you to try that with a BMW.

Or seeing shitty political commentary on a car blog.

I’d rather have a micro and a yacht than an average schlong and no yacht.

For I am brave, I do it for my people, I do it for ‘Murica

Owner here, I may just be a silly ol’ redneck but I always make an effort to give everyone a good read when I post something for sale!

I believe that’s a 4 Series so the range across the available engines is is 248 to 320 hp (not including M4s), and the BMW doesn’t pose the same risk to pedestrians as long as you’re vigilant about tire pressure.

So much fail in this thread.

That was too tempting...

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

You forgot to add brown diesel and manual to the letter

Dear BMW,

I had an 08 E61 and upgraded to the E60 M5 with 6MT. Would do it again in a heartbeat.

100% yes.

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

Attention National Auto Dealers Association Members:
No one likes buying cars from you. Ever. At all. In any way. I do not want to sit in a room with “complementary” shitty coffee while you go into the back room and joke about my wife’s breasts with your co-workers... I’m sorry, I meant “talk to your manager”...…