No such thing as purple urine?

Challenge ... accepted!

You better be in the food industry business or trying to hook up with dudes.

Also, they better individually wrap those suckers, or else I'm not too crazy on munching down on some jerky fondled by a sweaty guy in a tie.

Even the synopsis is unbearably goth and self-absorbed. I think I'd rather cut myself while watching Glee than read this.

So the cake is a lie?

In other words: How to Unring a Bell

1. 4. what if a website owner is unwilling to do this?

What is the procedure to permanently and completely delete your Gawker Media account? Or is this website completely wrong?

It may be safe for work but you might want to post a spoiler warning.

Oh, okay, sorry. I get it now. We are seeing that galaxy where it was 13 billion years ago, but the expansion of space has taken it to 30 billion light years away from us at this moment. Ok.

No, I really don't think so. I am quite certain we can't see things that are 30 billion light years away. Even if something 30 billion light years away started emitting light at the instant the universe was born (13.5 billion years ago), that light would have only traveled 13.5 billion light years. It would still…

Ok, I am pretty darned sure that we can't see anything that is 30 billion light years away. I am really pretty darned sure that "30 billion light years away" has to be a typo. Because our universe is only 13.5 billion years old, light in our universe has only been traveling for 13.5 billion years (tops), so we can…

Yes. Let's stop talking about it citizen.

How appropriate for an audience dumb enough to think they are watching real news and that it is "fair and balanced".

It looks more "high-tech" with all those wires and gizmos!

That is awesome.

Geez, how bad is it that I know enough about porn to know that many of these are just TERRIBLE casting choices?

Couldn't agree more. The irony is that we're trying to comment on yet another business that could care less about what the customers want, in the comment section of a business that could care less about what it's customers want. Someone providing some courtesy to the people seeing the ads, is way overdue.

Goddamn you to hell Google! First Google Wave... now iGoogle!