Firstly, doesn't an Advance Wars/Zelda cross = Fire Emblem?

You get some better looking stuff, and I'll have your back. Not that much, I don't have much in the way of money.It looks like it could end up quite good, though, so yeah...

I love the Power Glove...

Attempting to straight-up murder a five year old for playing a game, and his thirteen year old sister for no reason at all, probably gives you a first class ticket to the section where the word is the accurate description. No entertainment there at all.

That's... Amazing.

I really hate Capcom sometimes. Their games are generally great, but their tendency to back out of localisation because their games didn't make millions is really annoying, especially when I like Ace Attorney and Monster Hunter...

Yes, lovely, lovely...

And there's my Kirin-girl. I don't think any kind of gaming event is complete without at least one woman dressed up like this. Keeps my Monster Hunter wants happy.

I don't think Pokémon will have DLC, outside of adding something overly trivial like a place with Pokémon with levels in the 90s. Then again, I say overly trivial, but levelling in Black and White is hell...

Didn't Microsoft already say, back when they announce the avatars, that they didn't want them to have any guns?

Bethesda would've released three versions of the calendar. One would be fixed straight up, one would let you do what you want to it, the other would have low textures and stop turning after the fifth month...

PSV games?Well, considering that PSP games never won't over two gig, the biggest being along the lines of 1.8-ish (Yu-Gi-Oh hits that area, just so you know), I reckon you can look forward to not being able to get a single game on a 4GB memory card.

It's not 5% less than buttons, it's about the same. Fiddly button mechanics are the bane of my life, and often end with a game over screen. Motion controls are also awkward, but it's hard to implement motion controls that are difficult to pull off. While I don't particularly like motion controls, I don't think it's…

Those bastards... I bought Tetris Party, or whatever it was, because the Game Boy version wasn't up for download. Now I've got to buy another game. At least I'll get that sweet, sweet music.

Out of curiosity... Gurren Lagann?

But that would mean the The Sims is art. Do we want to live in that world

If someone bought me that, I'd hug them. Oh lordy, I'd love it.

Well, hello there Heihachi. I see that you're wearing your smexy hair today.