I get Sean Penn vibes from him and I don’t mean that as a compliment. 

What are you talking about? His mental troubles are explicitly stated to be an effect of Loki scrambling his metaphorical cognitive eggs.

I don’t get the Ultron disdain, to be honest. I found the original Avengers to be a little overhyped. It’s great to get the band together, but some of it feels a bit bland in hindsight. Ultron is messy, but I find it more rewatchable? It doesn’t really do its villain justice (Ultron is a Thanos level villain, think he…

BTW the NES Deluxe Set debuted in 1985 at a price that would be $540 today.

Guess you could say he thanks you for smoking.

“Butt sniffing Josh Allen's seat is priceless"   fixed it for you 

Are these strawman liberals who don’t get jokes in the room with us right now?

Article: Here’s 2,000 words about how great this episode of Arrested Development is.

I don’t think that joke in particular aged poorly, but other gay jokes on the show did, and that’s more what is being referenced here.

Or the mad scene in Lawnmower Man?

Counterpoint: No

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Less than 7 years since 3rd party leftists tanked America into the Handmaid’s Tale and they are gleefully ready to go worse. It’s nearly fucking unbelievable. You are enemies of Democracy, you are enemies of women, you are enemies of trans rights.

That line from the IDF - “Ask Hamas if you can have some,” is not a throw away line or mocking. We have satellite pictures of huge fuel reserves that Hamas (ie the Gazan government) has and apparently has no intention of giving to these hospitals.

It’s disgusting that this WOKE electricity has made it into our space vehicles now. This should run off AMERICAN diesel to make sure our heroes never get stranded.

Careful, you keep going around pronouncing it “Kate Beeshup” like Yelena Belova, and a lot of men are going to fall in love with you.

This was a masterclass of dry then man 🤣

“If there isn’t a Skywalker in a scene, someone should be asking ‘where’s Skywalker?’”

Definitely not. If you strap me down and force me to pick a “least despicable” also-ran, it would be Chris Christie, which says a lot about the gang.

Was Minhaj actually told he’s not getting the job, or is that just a funny story he made up for a new stand up routine?