It’s funny how big of a deal it is when an MCU movie “only” makes 480 million (like Quantumania). DC would kill for that.

“living within your means” is just generic universal advice. People like the tweeter don’t seem to be destitute by the difference between 10 bucks and 16.50. She just thinks you should be entitled forever to like 30 new movies for the price of a single cheeseburger.

Hot take: 10 bucks a month can’t produce and compensate the folks who make 30 new TV/movie properties every month. That’s a ridiculous pittance you’ve been conditioned to think is adequate money and rage against if it ever increases.

No one would ever scream about statutory rape with a 19 year old... because ya know, that makes zero sense.

Juul flavors were banned in 2020 under the Trump admin. That still isn’t what this article is referring to as “last year”. Last year was 2022.

I wonder if that guy’s Subaru recorded him grunting with his poor dog...

I don’t disagree. It seemed like they just forced in a horror movie ending that kind of neutered the running allegory.

She’ll be doing pull ups and wind sprints by 48 hours later in fictionland.

Luckily a new, uncontroversial automation tool for art is starting to be deployed that will free up these abused laborers. I bet that new technology is loved by most internet commenters, right?

Maybe check the Greek press if you’d like an update on that story from 7,000 miles away?

Nicotine is worse for your blood vessels than caffeine. But it’s still irrelevant because drug prohibition doesn’t work and is wrong policy.

Wasn’t failure to launch about a 30-something Matthew McConnaughy still living at home? Not really similar.

Wow wtf

Did returning to Leia reignite something? Because before Force Awakens she didn’t have any non-self or bit parts for about a decade. And nothing at all like first billed in a studio fantasy epic in decades.

Even the 3rd Halloween was a completely different movie featuring an Irish death cult and no Michael Meyers

The FDA should spend more time on all the soda and other sugar products plastered with cartoony animals and bright colors.

“Story from Greece got less US press than US down-a-well story”

Idiocracy was actually awful, but it was intentionally ruined.

Damn good point

The Secret Invasion title sequence has more credited humans (8) than She-Hulk, that were done entirely by humans.