I finally watched Crystal Skull in like 2012, long after it had entered the halls of Meme Legend for its terribleness. It was... fine.

What was it called when Tony did it?

like home prices. Everyone thinks they’re going to stay high forever, until suddenly one day they drop like a rock

lol

FYI the theoretical 96 hours of air runs out at 5am ET. About 18 hours from now if absolutely nothing else went wrong besides the comms.

Possibly true, but just seemed like a non-sequitur.

Cis doesn’t mean straight though...

It looks like a shitty Mercury Cougar

Ed Gein considered “lampshading” to be something different.

Yep there’s March of 2020, June of 2020, and January of 2021 for a genius Republican.

A conspiracy is any plan hatched by two or more parties.

Thank god there’s a thin curtain for privacy.

His Weed Jesus role in The Night Before will never be matched.

Man of Steel, while being a brainier Superman movie

No they haven’t. They regulate new builds, not enter anyone’s home and take the stove.

“Eat the rich” leaving my body when someone commits a much tinier act of violence against a Rich.

But the question is what happens when they click the Mad Katz turbo button?

I only called the twist partially right. I thought it was going to be the whole town that was in on torturing and killing tourists, like some rural cult thing. Not just his parents.

It’s hard to get into the mother’s mind. She seems at once to be completely un-self-aware that it was wrong to kidnap, torture, and kill tourists. But also suicidal at the videos coming out.