dating history wouldn’t get a second glance if it was a dude

The Christian Right has been losing the culture war for 30 years. WTF are you talking about?

It’s got a half-chub and is destined for the full Midnight

I still see a couple of these driving around each month

Is that the gay son from Shameless?

I know so many people who work W9 type careers (independent contractors) whose accountants tell them to buy 6,000 pound SUVs so they can get a tax writeoff. But they don’t at all actually need it for work.

It was incredibly good

56 cases of 12 bottles each had to be way more than just “thousands”. A $20 wine would be $13,000.

Drop a giant ice cube in the ocean and let the people in the year 3000 worry about it

I can find 2018 GX 460s cheaper than 2018 4Runners, with less miles too.

+1 roof pizza

Yeah, duh. I commute by rolling out of bed and walking 12 feet

That suburbia horror film with Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots is kind of like this (Vivarium?)

No, there isn’t a way. It’s gonna be JK for like 3 more decades, and then the Estate of JK legally mandated to donate 50% of profits to Fascists Against Democracy and Civil Rights.

My job wouldn’t ever have a clue if I got a regular, non-fiery crash related DUI.

The last good Taco was around ‘13 or ‘14, that still had the 4.0l V6

The nonsensical sport designed to make the book protagonist an easy hero.

Slurping the boots of corporations is the only mode they know.