The mid-90s Accord/Civics. There were still seemingly 10 million driving around by the 20teens

Make it one of those Jurassic Park Explorers

There doesn’t seem to be much “drive off lot” depreciation anymore. A late model car that would go from $47,000 to $39,000 instantly back in 2019 goes to like, maybe $45,000 now if you’re lucky.

It’s probably caused by the tiny iron deposit in our foreheads that we use to navigate when migrating.

A space tug

Great engine stuck in a pathetic oversized SUV resembling a tipped-over Kenmore refrigerator.

ABC is literally free with an antennae on your TV. That still exists (assuming you don’t live WAY out in the woods)

Unfortunately this isn’t even satire anymore. See: bank collapse caused by over-leverage in bonds that lost money = “woke bank that tweeted about LGBT issues”.

Screw breeders and their little ball demons. I don’t Winter Depression Time to be permanent. DST 4 life

I was JUST thinking that, ha

I got completely blasted the night I got that first covid vaccine in April 2021. What does that do?

They have the biggest library of (mainstream) films than they ever had. You clearly weren’t a subscriber in like 2011, when Thankskilling 2 and Time Cop 4 were the most well known films on Netflix.

Yeah imagine if Andor just all dropped at once.

I hope it’s not all performatively both-sides.

It’s not like the actual winner (EEAAO) was standard Oscars fare. It’s an action-comedy with a butt plug fight scene...

I’m begging you to stop

Folks, when arguing about police shootings and the circumstances, always remember to the put the words “the police report said” in front of the supposed facts.

I know, it’s wild that a bunch of people here who on other police shootings know that the report always lies, are saying “well he reached and it was found on the floor!”

You should consider lying next time.

Brown Widow venom is actually more toxic than Black Widow venom, but there’s a catch: They inject less volume of the venom in a bite, so it works out to be less harmful to a human.