I hate Beetlejuice too

There’s gonna be so much IP, you’ll get tired of IP

Are you Crystal Jewel’s unaborted daughter Julia?

This story isn’t about Stranger Things, why would it be their job to repeat a well known, but unrelated, fact?

Scumbags better be careful or people might decide to do some actual domestic terrorizing, if they are going to be charged with that no matter what.

Yes it’s just a common joke meme. “Have you tried” >> something absurdist follows

Probably because it’s not real. She’s not *really* sexually intrested in this 19 year old. She’s running a scam.

Marisa Tomei?

Another reason they aren’t really the Sears of automakers is because true mass EV adoption won’t happen for decades. The curve jumped quickly from 0 to maybe 5% but will flatten for a long time and climb slowly

Convin$ing i$n’t my main problem with getting EV$

The rest of this century is gonna be lit

Wow a rainbow road? WOKE MARIO WOKE MARIO

In some countries, that’s considered a compliment

Have you tried making it for free in your pancreas?

Every celebrity who claims to be dirty bulking for 5 months before a movie but is then competition level cut (like 7% body fat) is lying. It’s impossible.

Get a Supra with a Spoon engine and a T-66 ball bearing turbo.

The G/O editors have been on strike since 2018

It does bear a striking resemblance to Jalopnik

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

“Trains just won’t work, says only developed nation on Earth without robust trains”