Are we holding a “missing the point” competition today because god damn.

There’s also practice squad players and washouts who average down the league minimum of players who make 53-man rosters.

nflbite.com

Never remotely implied that all lawyers or SE’s make 500k. I used the example of a fictional lawyer or SE who *DO* make 500k. Insert any other example you like: cardiothoracic surgeon, business owner, dentist, CFO, etc.

True but you also can’t think of league minimum players like “regular workers” who make 500,000/year salaries. It’s something they’ll make for maybe 2-7 years, if lucky. The lawyer or software engineer who makes 500k will make that for 25+ years.

“Oops, we blasted a little too much dust, now it’s a planet killer asteroid effect”

This is one step above dropping a giant ice cube in the ocean

American train movie

Ok that makes more sense

Pitch Black 2000

Another Pitch Black film is just ridic

Oh no

Do you mean that line is from the game? How would it be Joel’s fault?

I see the Will Forte thing

Netflix had a net increase of 2 million last year.. we know this already.

FasTen Furious

Dude you’re WAY underselling amphetamine abuse. It makes you a scrawny neurotic zombie who can’t eat or sleep properly.

The Grand Highlander looks literally nothing like a minivan. Where is this “joke” coming from?

There’s nothing about the online orders that means delivery. You can walk in and pick up your online order. In fact that’s probably the majority of online orders moreso than gig deliverers.

Remember when these movies were about some corners kids stealing VCRs with 1999 Honda Civics?