I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

“but he’s exactly where a 2nd-year QB should be”

Red red whine

I wish ArcSys would’ve used her Great Saiyawoman costume. 

I watch the Jaguars, so I think I’m a bit of an expert on the difference between good defense and bad quarterback play. And I’m going with Dante on this one.

This game seemed to follow one of the two Panthers blueprints: fall way behind, look like one of the worst teams in the League, then come back and go ahead late...only to leave it to the the defense to hold on by the skin of their nads for the win.

The only acceptable headline is "HEY DARNOLD!!!" with "Move it Football Head!!" in smaller letters underneath. 

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Dull Surprise: The Video Game

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?

They take the team from each conference that just missed qualifying. Or in Oceania’s case, the team that won the conference - but has still not qualified.

Not just Tingel, but Ankle, Knuckle, and David references on the other islands (those are his brothers). There are a ton of Link’s Awakening references too - Tal Tal Peak (Tal Tal Heights in LA), Ukuku Plains (Ukuku Prairie in LA), and Ulria Grotto (Ulrira was the guy on the phone) for starters.

Probably? And it’s a well deserved honor for him, but I couldn’t care less about the executives who make the HOF. “Come here Junior, and listen about the time a very crafty man assembled a hell of a team. HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I’M TALKING ABOUT CONTRACT NEGOTIATION AND DRAFT STRATEGY HERE. Kids.”

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Basically, Italian ice with custard ice cream on the bottom. Example: a local joint known as Rita’s serves it, and they call it a “Gelati.”

My first planet will be Planet X. And I, Duck Dogers, will claim it in the name of Earth!

the german release will come with english subs and there will a fully voiced english version in the end of july

While I agree that is very stupid, I think the worst part is that the gate suffix MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. Watergate was not a scandal about fucking water. IT WAS THE NAME OF THE HOTEL.

Well, until they’re born, sure.