It’ll now hit in be delayed again in December.

The Rams are D-league.

Somebody inform Jon Bois. Instead of “Breaking Madden”, he can do “Watching Madden Break”

seems more gruesome than scary.

Something else about Tellah. When he joins your party both times, he requires a ridiculous amount of XP to level up. Makes sense, he’s old, he can’t really get any better. But even better is that if you do level him up, I think his stats can actually get worse. At the least I’m fairly sure his max HP goes down…

Original Japanese is sai-ya-jin. (“sai” here rhymes with bye or fly)

Problem is, caring about this requires caring about Thursday Night Football, and that’s just not possible.

I’ve been trying to play it pretty casually so far, and it’s been alright. I certainly agree with pretty every one of your gripes from your initial play through. Inventory management is bleh, some menu and control decisions are weird, if I’m “discovering” a new system I don’t really expect to see five freighters and a…

I offer the alternative, “Refuse Conflagration”.

I thought he won orange league or something way way back. Or maybe that was just in the comic book version.

Should totally call the team the Las Vegas Red-throated Loons.

I know I personally was hoping to get Less Talented Kirk Cousins with a side of Westboro Baptist.

water ice with custard on the bottom

a constantly wobbly camera

Not sure what would give you that impression, but no, haven’t watched them.

Well congrats Daymeeuhn, you complete moron, you just did the absolute stupidest of pre-orders.

As always when I’m reading these, I start dreading the New York Giants one. Not because it’s going to tear the team apart or depress me or anything, but because it’s probably just not going to be funny. The Giants never really fuck up in any amusing ways.

though the shoddy conditions have shocked some team managers, athletes and volunteers.

Somewhat amusing that a Charlotte NBA event is moving to New Orleans.

Pretending to talk isn’t the entire point of their show?