WARNING! Some assembly is required along with a pair of sharp scissors. I didn’t realize this when I got mine and I had to put it on the end so its like 8 inches too long.

WARNING! Some assembly is required along with a pair of sharp scissors. I didn’t realize this when I got mine and I…

No deal.

No deal.

Better yet, extra long USB cable.

Better yet, extra long USB cable.

Number 1 isn’t a good deal since it is an Apple product

Number 1 isn’t a good deal since it is an Apple product

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Cant believe they forgot these along with the magic sponges.

Cant believe they forgot these along with the magic sponges.

MAGIC SPONGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGIC SPONGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh. Its a Beef O’ Brady’s

Why is the first step literally ‘there is an app for that’

I was scared there for a moment think there was another armor level to go up to past purple.

Well. Just another reason not to buy it.

1. No. Start Menu does that
2. LOLZ. No. This is crap compared to the version included with Office. Also, the UI is shit.
3. Meh. I guess if you can’t type, but you should be able to do that.
4. No. Sub based software. Devs are incompetent or greedy. Since this is Microsoft, both.
5. No. Spend the money and get Office.…

It saddens me deeply that this is a post about his birthday and not death.

This was a bad idea when MS added this to Windows and a bad idea now.

Beach Umbrellas. Hah

Rectifier actually.
That converts AC to DC.

Rectifier actually.
That converts AC to DC.

Adapter, not charger

Adapter, not charger

lolz

lolz

Oh. I have plenty of those.

Teh old orange Bucs logo.