GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

Get Spaceforce on the case!

the M in Mars stands for Moon, obviously...you didn’t know Mars was an acronym?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I have no idea what you mean!

They’ll go old school and just punch their mistresses in the gut a few times, if that fails their wife will grab a coat hanger. Both Republican men and women here are real misogynist pieces of shit.

i’m in.....

Your all time favorite President got tired

He only named him Don Jr. so he wouldn’t be the dumbest guy on the planet named Donald Trump.

Trump, three weeks from now, when Jr. is indicted for perjury:

How can you contradict yourself like that?

Mexico’s Soldiers recently pulled guns on our National Guard Soldiers, probably as a diversionary tactic for drug smugglers on the Border. Better not happen again!

Hey! What did quivering sacks of KFC grease ever do to deserve such an unflattering comparison?

“what the hell do I know?”

What the fuck does that giant orange peep know about “how a military would act”?

should be banned for inaccuracy.

There has never been a time like this in American History. Very exciting but also, very sad! Fake News is the absolute Enemy of the People and our Country itself!

That fruit was hanging lower than Kraft’s withered balls. 

He also asked if there was a lab requirement to the course.