National League is just jealous that they don’t get a fat guy to hit dongs for them. The DH is, has always been, and will always be, better than the pitcher batting.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Still better than their 90s version:

Didn’t realize Lisa Ann was modeling for web ads now....

Didn’t realize Lisa Ann was modeling for web ads now....

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

More immigrants taking jobs in Washington. Sad!

GOOD DOGS

#Heyhey? #HolyCow? #WhatCurse?

#ThatsCub is terrible —#LetsWinTwo is the obvious one.

Yea, Rollins was great. But he can never compare to the stream of Triple A players subbing in for injury prone Chase Utley.

Not gritty enough for you? Lack of leadership ability, maybe?

This is fascinating, Dave. Thanks for writing it.

Bonds had an OBP of .480 in his final season, his age-42 season, and not one single MLB

Yes, U of M should have been a 6 seed (taking Maryland’s ridiculous overseeding) and OK State somewhere around an 8-9. Minnesota getting overseeded at a 5 seed was also bad (but MTSU was underseeded, so Minnesota didn’t get a break there).

Is there some reason the committee overutilizes RPI? Do they own stock in the…

There are a number of first round matchups that don’t have a team as good as EITHER of these teams. Shame one of them had to lose while teams like Northwestern, Xavier, and Middle Tennessee move on.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

Also here for the tank party...

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

Also note that Daniel Tosh is scheduled to perform there on April 18th. Gotta maintain those high standards: