I was at an Alabama game at Ole Miss a couple of years ago and Snake was sitting two rows behind me. He had been fired very recently from his radio gig for yet another DUI.
Guy behind me who snuck a flask in runs out around midway through the 2nd quarter (no worries, he had enough pregame). Anyways he makes a few…

Whoah.

Does getting shot in “The Other Guys” count?

Best Defensive Player in the league? Did I miss Kawhi Leonard’s retirement announcement?

Traveling Truther

You may joke but I experienced this. One of my groomsmen legit told me to move the wedding that it was the same weekend as the Hangout festival and he went for the first time last year and it was the best time of his life. Legit text my fiancé and asked her to do the same.

"You may joke but I experienced this problem:

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Don’t get that asshole anything! I’m getting married in two and a half weeks, get me something instead.

I’d like one please.

Guaranteed that Dan Le Batard is (not) out.

How long will they suck ass though?

TV Show is definitely SportsCenter for me, I’d say that’s going to be number one in college towns too. My TV was always on ESPN so you’d cut it on just to have some background noise so the roommate wouldn’t hear you. Nowadays my fiancé is still weird about having a tv on, and it’s still ESPN that’s usually on in the…

Again. Fuck you.

Yeah. Fuck you.

Phelps!

Phelps!

Bartolo.

Bartolo.

I must not be doing something right. I’ve had one of these things for a year and it serves as nothing more than one more alarm I set. I don’t see what all the hype is about at all.

I must not be doing something right. I’ve had one of these things for a year and it serves as nothing more than one…

I’m all for WAR, but stop dismissing every single argument based on one stat alone. It is not the end all be all.