Cotdamn, that has to be the most perfectly outfitted Porsche I’ve ever seen. The color, interior, wheels...everything is just right

Great video. The Gullwing is the GOAT.

Or, more logically, I would take it to a mechanic and have them put it on a lift an check it.

“I would definitely check the oil pan for sludge before purchasing, however.”

400 ft-lbs of twerk

My dad had one. The Czech engine light was always on.

You caught me. I didn’t actually have one. My grandfather warned me not to get one. He said they were too full of electrical Kremlins.

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

They have evolved and are now working together. One distracts while the other attacks. This is how it starts

Rover and Rover. Just kidding. They’re called Nibbler and Bunny

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW

Y’all wrong! Turbo? He wants a 911 to enjoy, so maybe a bit less power and RWD would be better.
Cup? He wants to drive, not kill it on the racetrack. And sell it at some point. Cup limits his resale options.
Not even commenting on the 912.

What he wants is the 911 none of you remembered while writing your answers - the…

Spoken like a true WRX driver who constantly has to justify why he doesn’t have the STI. Secretly sobbing under the sheets about not having one.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Was that a Cars for Coffee camping trip?

Bond villains around the world are like:

Our congress is currently busy with this wall thing. Please call back later.